May
08
Car trouble and drunk fiance :)

Last week Nikki Benz and I decided to go shopping for a bit. Haven’t seen the biatch in a long time so after shopping and lunch/dinner we going to drive over to her place before I have to drive to Burbank airport and pick Mr Lee up (Keiran Lee that is). On the way to Nikki’s place we of course have to see who can get to her place first. We’re both very competitive. I miss a big pothole on the road and hit it right on. First everything seemed fine, but then it’s kind of obvious I have a flat tire. Shit! Pulled over and and called Roadside Assistance to come and help me :( Not only was it a flat tire, but the whole tire has a big hole in it has come off the rim… Nikki of course did not care about my problems. She was only happy she beat me ;) Only kidding… Mr Lee had to take a cab home from the airport and I drove home with a spare tire. <p>But I get to beat Nikki’s ass in bowling a couple of days later though :) We where a bunch of people going bowling and I played with or competed against Nikki Benz and Eva Angelina. Guess who won all the 3 rounds? ME! Hahaaaa… Some of us decided to go and have a couple of drinks after and I guess Keiran decided to have more than a couple :) Keiran is totally (or almost at least) fine until we get home and then he starts puking all over the bathroom - bathtub, toilet (witch of course is preffered) and on the floor… And since I’m such a good fiancee I spend half of the night cleaning and making sure the poor guy doesn’t drown in his own body fluids ;) Otherwise it’s been a pretty good week. I’m going to Mexico next week for a store signing with 15 other girls so that should be exciting. Aeriiiiba aeeriiiiibaaa or however it’s said down there :)
XOXO Puma

May
08
So.. I run into the cops a 2nd time!!!
I don’t know if you seen the clip on Youtube where I get pulled over by the cop in Vegas? Here’s the link if you want to watch it http://youtube.com/watch?v=iT52al54JRQ. So that happened like a month ago when I was shooting in Vegas. And a week ago it happened again I was driving back with Keiran from Vegas and going like 110 mph. Not so smart I know, but we just wanted to get home. So I tell Keiran to have his yes open for cops cause you know how the cops sometimes hide and you discover them too late! Of course Keiran didn’t do what I told him (you guys never listen) so I see the car on the side of the road when I’m basically next to it and of course it’s a cop! I did have time to slow down a little(?) bit but the cop pulls me over. He asks me how fast I was going. I say that I probably was down to 100 mph when I passed him. The cop was like yeah, glad you admit that you tried to slow down at least. He pulls his radar thing out and it shows 96 mph. Ooops… Couldn’t talk myself out of this ticket this time and Keiran wasn’t any help either even if he tried. Maybe he would’ve been some help if the cop was female and he could’ve offered a free oral or something! In the end the cop was right and said that he’s just looking after us and trying to save our lives so maybe I shouldn’t be so mad about the ticket. If you want to hear the story, check it out on this link on Youtube I posted yesterday http://youtube.com/watch?v=XecLr8w_buY. Otherwise I’ve been pretty mellow. We celebrated my friends Sandee Westgates Birthday and that was fun. Just how fun it was you can see on Youtube as well cause we made a little video clip in the bathroom. Check it out http://youtube.com/watch?v= ZOvg2NNMKbo.
I just got back from a Cable convention in New Orleans. That was such a mellow convention compared to the regular porn conventions that I attend. The people hardly dared to come up to me and have their picture taken with me. Except for all the asian people that where there and always have their camera ready! I also had my picture taken with the Kardashians and I grabbed Kim’s butt, heheee….
That’s it for now. I hope you all have a great Memorial Day weekend. I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I’ll try not too see any more cops for a while!
XOXO Puma
May
08
I’ve gotten engaged :) Wohooo…

So there actually is somebody that can stand my lousy jokes that I repeat over and over again, my stinky farts - Oh yeah, I do fart and that can stand that I’m propably one of the messiest persons alive even if I’m a Virgo and should love organizing and being a perfectionist. He’s name is Keiran Lee and he has proposed to me I’ll blame my lack of upate on this Blog on him since I’ve been so excited about my engagement. So if you want to know how he did it (proposed) you can keep on reading otherwise you can go straight to PayPal and just send me a engagement donation right away to my account pumaswede69@hotmail.com there Good choices ha
It was about 2 weeks ago and the alarm clock went off at 4.30 AM on a Saturday. I was still half asleep when Keiran said we’re going to the beach to watch the sunrise. Of course I tried to convince him that we should stay in bed and see the sunrise an other morning… But he was very stuborn and dragged my lazy ass out of bed and at 5.45 AM we where at the beach in Malibu. The sun was suppose to rise at 6 AM (he had checked that online) but I think we sat there staring at the ocean until 6.30 AM before the damn sun decided to show itself. I had my doubts if the sun was even gona show up at all… Well, Keiran asked me to stand up and he got down on one knee and pulled up a box with a ring and proposed. Of course I said yes right away and I think I had the biggest smiles on my face that I’ve ever had. So there it is, I’m engaged woohooo…
Of course I had to call Nikki Benz right away and tell.Or I actually had to leave a voicemail cause the lazy biatch wasn’t up at 7 AM. Tried Sandee Westgate aswell, but she’s just as lazy Well, turns out they already knew cause Nikki had to help Keiran to choose the ring. You guys sometimes pick out weird stuff that you think we like and in this case I’m glad Nikki helped cause I just love the ring. Rest of the day we spent in bed doing you know what. We where suppose to go for a dinner to celebrate, but I think I had an overdoze on Keiran’s protein he so kindly fed me through out the day so there was no dinner. No complains there That’s about it. No wedding date set yet, but I’ll let you know when we decide. Unless he changes his mind and gets tired of stinky, messy me!!
XOXO Puma







