So after getting through the Customs in Houston we where finally on the plane to UK. I love traveling when you finally get to the location, but the part where you need to sit on a plane for more than 3 hours to get there sucks! So the flight from Houston to England was 8 hours and after I read all my gossip magazine’s, the Tax Free Catalog and watched a movie I was so restless. And Keiran was sleeping so he was no use. Until I thought of making him useful heheee…. I leaned over him and threw a blanket over my head and pulled down his pants and started sucking on his “Willy” as they call their cocks in England. Keiran woke up and did the best he could to hide my bobbing head. Well, 5 minutes later I had a nice protein shot going down my throat :) Fun fun…

We landed in England and had 12 hours to kill at the Heathrow airport before our connecting flight to Dubai. Boooooring… But finally we where on our way again for a 7 hours flight this time. I told you on my last Blog that I wanted to join the Mile High Club so I told Keiran we needed to do it now. So we head off to the bathrooms in the back of the plane as soon as they shut the lights down and was ready to squeeze ourselves in there when a flight steward knocked on my shoulder and said very seriously – “Your not thinking of going in there together are you”? Well, what the fuck does it look like. Me halfway in and Keiran already in there. Where the hell did he come from… Well, I didn’t come up with any good reason why I was there on my way in so I said I was just going to grab a napkin. The steward’s face had an expression saying “Yeah right”… So no Mile High Club for me on this flight :(

Dubai was very nice and very hot. I recommend everybody thinking of going there to go. A couple of pointers though. You’re not allowed to kiss intimately or be too affectionate or you could be in trouble with the cops. And out of respect for the local culture you should where a sarong whit you’re bikini if you’re lying on a public beach. No topless bathing for me in other words :( Don’t make hand gestures or verbally take out your frustration in traffic (that is worse than LA traffic in rush hour) cause that can result you being arrested. Everything in magazines and movies close to sex gets cut out or covered with a black marker. When on Internet all the adult related sites are blocked. But follow that and you’ll have a great time. We visited Ski Dubai witch is a indoor skiing slope inside a huge mall. Awesome even if I was freezing my ass off.

Now I’m in England checking out Keiran’s hoods and i met his family for the first time. He had told his mom I love chocolate and sweets so she has stocked up plenty off that so I lover her :) The only bad part is that it’s raining here and that’s almost worse that the minus degrees at Ski Dubai, but there’s plenty of pubs to sit in and drink beer instead :)

Next report from Sweeeeden. Can’t wait…

XOXO Puma

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Just done with a 3 day Pornstar show in Mexico City. Damn they’re wild over there :) We where 10 girls from the US that performed 10 minute strippteases on stage for thousands of totally wild Mexicans. Since Keiran came with me the producer of the show asked if we could perform together on stage. Hell yeah… But no sucking or fucking allowed :( So instead Keiran put lollipops up my ass and then threw them out to the crowd. They went crazy over the “ass-lollipops”… Maybe a future business idea? NOT…. And when he didn’t stuff lollipops up my ass he fingerbanged me till I squirted all over the stage. And that made the crowed even wilder and they all wanted to touch Keiran’s hand like it was covered with gold hahaaaa… A fun show and a great time in Mexico.  Now we’re sitting at London Heathrow airport waiting for our flight to Dubai. That’s only going to be vacation. But before getting to London we had to change flights in Houston Texas. I have a Greencard with an extension and I never had any problems coming back to the States. Well, today when going through the Customs the asked me to go with an Officer to their Customs office. A lot of questioning and then they transfer me to an other office. Have to wait and wait and then get called in t a room where a female Officer asks me to rise my right hand and swear to tell the whole truth and bla bla bla… Shit, I started to get nervous… She asks me what I do for living and I start with saying I’m a model. And then remembered the swearing part and finally thought it was the best thing to say I’m a pornstar. Can’t be that big of a deal I thought. Well, it was. The Officer explains that it could almost be considered illegal and not a profession??? WTF??? Illegal how? The lady was cool though and said she didn’t care but when she asked her fellow officers there they all had different opinions. So she had to call their lawyer to find out what’s up with being a pornstar. The officer said that if the lawyer says there’s anything shady with my profession I have to stay and do paperwork for 2 hours and then go and explain myself to an Immigration Judge when back in LA. Damn, there’s people that kill people and blow up buildings and all I do is suck and fuck out of free will and I’m being considered “shady”… Hmm… Well, luckily the lawyer gave thumbs up for me being a pornstar so I ended up chatting nails and nail polish with the lady Officer before I remembered that Keiran had no idea where the fuck I was since we went through different entrances and I wasn’t allowed to call him and now
been gone for 2 hours. Ooops… Well, he was patiently waiting by baggage claim and when we’re going through the last check point I of course get pulled aside again. This time to check if I got drugs on
me. Maybe flying 8 hours without any sleep made me look like a crazy drug addict, don’t know… They go through all my stuff and find no drugs and I’m finally FREEEEEE :) Hahaaaa… So a happy ending and
I’m now looking forward to go to Dubai for a week. Then we’re going to England and we’re going to film over there, legal pornstar’s as we are and then we go to Sweden and eat some meatballs and hang out at
IKEA while listening to ABBA :) 

Over and out from London :) Now I look forward joining the mile high club on one or several of these flights ;) heheee…

XOXO Puma

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