Jul
08
I experienced my 1st earthquake…
Wow, have to start saying that I just experienced my first earthquake. I was sitting chatting on Skype with my sister when all just started shaking. Pretty scary so I hope that was my first and last earthquake.
I just gotten back from Wichita Kansas where I Feature Danced for the weekend at Jezebel’s. Awesome club, great girls and a wild time for me :) I’ve been there 3 times before so it was great to be back. I kind of tend to get pretty wild when I get to go on stage. I can’tÂ
claim I’m the best dancer so instead I play games where people won some of my DVD’s picture’s etc and then I also bring a girls on stage that I molest and the guys who think they’re coming on stage for a sexy dance gets whipped with their own belt. I also tend to rip their shirts off unless they look too expensive hahaaaa…. So far nobody has gotten angry with me. The club just had to hand out some free T-shirts for the poor kid so he didn’t have to go home bear chested :) The girls though get a nicer treatment and this time I had a couple of girls offering to come back with me to my hotel room so we could continue what we started on stage heheee… It’s good to be Puma Swede sometimes :) Check out my video on YouTube from the Club here - http://youtube.com/watch?v=2XnBalU55Tg
On Sunday I’m going to Lousiana to be featured in a mainstream movie. I’m going to play a stripper. Hmm, I wonder if they let me whip people on stage or if I actually have to dance ;) Don’t know the name of the movie yet, but when I do I’ll let you know and you can go watch. Unless they think I’m a lousy dancer and cut me out of it hahaaaa… Lets hope not so keep your fingers crossed. Keiran Lee has the rest of the week of so I have planned to film a “homestyle video” just like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and rest ofÂ
them :) Other than that it will probably be a mellow week for me. By the way, I saw Batman and Stepbrothers and I laughed my ass off to Stepbrothers, but unfortunately fell asleep during Batman :(
Okidoki, see ya’ soon!
XOXO Puma
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Jul
08
Back in town…
Even if it’s fun to be away on holidays I always feel that it’s great to be back home. Usually I miss my toilet. I used to have real problems going to bathrooms when I was away. Especially if it was to do the number 2 :) I used to go to riding camps when I was a kid and I didn’t shit for a week and then when I saw the front door of my house I almost shit myself. Now I’m better, but still hate public bathrooms. I kind of had to get over my “problems” when getting into the adult industry where people douche and baby whipe their pussies openly :) OK, enough shit and toilet talk :)
I got back to LA after been gone for a month with my fiance and who was there to greet us at the door when we got back home? My sister and my nephew. They arrived a day earlier than us. Don’t get me wrong, it was great to have them over here, but when you been away for a month, at least I feel like I just want to be home and not do anything. But that was not an option now. 2 days after we got back I head to San Francisco with them. Get back from SF and we head to Las Vegas. But there I put them up in Mandalay Bay when I was “working” at the xBiz show at Hard Rock. Can’t really say it’s work. More mingling and partying with web masters and pornstars :) I was nominated for the Miss xBiz and there was a pageant contest too. First part was to show your body off in a bikini and to answer some questions and then there was a talent part. I don’t have any special talents like singing, swallowing fire or anything like that. So I kind of had to choose from all my bad talents and chose to sing Mama Mia by ABBA. ABBA never sounded worse I can tell you. Some people told me afterwards they thought they where going to be deaf cause I screamed more than I sang. Do I have to say I didn’t win? Hahaaa, but it was fun though. Vegas is always fun and the last day I just chilled (not really the right word since it was hot as hell over there) with my sister and nephew.
Just took them to the airport and they’re heading back to rainy Sweden. I’m catching up with all my emails, laundry and trying to go to the gym cause I drank a lot of beer in England :) Check out my YouTube clip to see how weird they are “over ther” hahaaa… http://youtube.com/watch?v=TyIyYTxlDLY
Until next time,
Puma Swede
Jul
08
SWEDEN
So after a stop in the UK and lots of beer over there we flew to Sweeeeden! Haven’t been “home” since Christmas and only had a week over there to catch up on everything. 2 of my best friends had babies so I did my part in holding them, but wen it came to the diaper-chancing-part I handed the babies back. Not so excited about that. I do like my friends babies, but I’m not the type of person that grabs first available baby to just hold it. For my own part I think babies have to wait for a bit :)
I showed Keiran Stockholm, but he still thinks little Derby in England is better :) We stayed at my sister’s house and since she has a sauna downstairs it was the perfect getaway place for sex :) I would’ve been pretty embarrassed if my sister or my nephew walked in on one of our sex sessions.
We also had a meeting with a Swedish TV channel about bringing up some new Scandinavian pornstars. Basically I’m trying to find Scandinavian girls that would like to try the industry over here and the whole thing from casting to their first scene will be documented for TV. So if you guys know any Scandinavian hotties, please spread the word.
Well, I’m finally back in the US and my sister and my nephew are here too. We went to San Francisco for a couple of days and our next trip is to Las Vegas. I’m going to attend the xBiz summer event at Hard Rock while they will cruise around Vegas. My sister wasn’t too excited to stay at Hard Rock during this event since there will be a pornstars all over the place. I wonder if my 12 year old nephew would mind ;) hahaaaa…
So until my next Blog I wish you all a great summer and girls - leave your panties at home. Nothing hotter than cruising around town in a skirt and no panties heheee…
Puma












