Damn, my poor brain feels deep fried. So much information and new stuff at school that I have to go to the car between classes and take a nap. That is not a joke! 

On Sunday Nikki and I was suppose to go the movies. Instead we sat home and just talked ideas for our new SWENZ project we are working on. Actually there is 2 new projects. We have so much fun talking about it and get carried away with one idea crazier than the other one. I swear if you would hear one of our conversations you would think we are crazy. So at 1 o’clock at night I go home and I’m totally exhausted in school on Monday. One class is 4 hours and between the classes I have a 1 hour brake. So I go to the parking garage and grab a blanket, set my alarm to go off 10 min before next class and sleep.

So after Mondays class Nikki calls me and say she’s having dinner at our regular restaurant so of course I go over there and end up having a glass of wine. Then back to Nikki’s where again we sit up discussing our ideas and laughing until 3 o’clock in the morning. I swear we laugh so much that our faces and stomachs hurt. I go back up and sleep 3 hours and back to school. At 12 again I go to my car and take a 45 min nap. Nikki laughs so much at my naps in my car, but WTF, I’m tired :)

On Tuesday I finally go to bed at 10PM and have a decent amount of sleep. On Wednesday I only have one class so when I got home after noon I passed out on the couch. Then Nikki wakes me up and we go to Starbucks and laugh some more. We are making progress and on the 14th of Feb, on Valentines Day we are shooting the first stuff for this new project. It’s going to ROCK! Can’t wait to show you…

Now I’ve just been sitting home doing homework. Writing, drawing and computer work. A funny thing that I want to tell you. Nikki got her new bed yesterday and I went down to look at it. But the funny part is that the old mattress she has put in the middle of her living room. It looks so funny but she claims that it’s perfect there in front of the TV so she doesn’t want to get rid of it. I will try to go down stair tomorrow and snap a picture of it. 

Tomorrow Keiran gets back from Vegas so hopefully I get laid :) On Saturday I’m driving down to see Sandee and hang. And then more sex with Keiran. Poor thing, he’s going to get worn out hahaaa… 

Now back to watch Transformers. Have a great night!

Puma Swede

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Well, Sweden lost against US yesterday at the soccer game :( And it was cold :( But who care, we where cheering, screaming, yelling and trying our best to support Sweden while eating hot dogs and drinking beer :) 

 

 

Here’s a couple of pix for ya’

I am wearing a bikini underneath...

 

 

Go Sweeeden jaaa....

 

 

XOXO Puma

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Today I’m going to see Sweden’s national soccer team beat the US team in soccer. I hope :) I’m excited and I get very involved when I watch any kind of sports. I scream and yell and Kieran always gets annoyed at me. Let you know later how it went and I’ll have pictures of me in my Swedish outfit :)

 

Kieran’s mom and sister left yesterday back to England. The night before The Swenz (Nikki and me) and Kieran and his sister and Duane (a random guy from the street) went for dinner at our favorite restaurant :)Veeery nice, like Borat says :)

I've heard red wine is good for you. Only reason to why I drink it ;)

Now I’m going to sit and do homework :( Some of it is fun. We have to draw 5 eggs on white and black surface, but since I like drawing it’s OK. I also have to make a collage which is OK too. Then I have to read some stuff which is boring… Here’s my morning in pix though. Veeeeery niiice….

Breakfast in bed by Kieran…

 

Have a great day cause I sure will!

Puma

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Just woke from a nap :) Feels like I come home with a fried brain every time I’ve been to school. So much information. But don’t get me wrong, it’s fun too…

But one thing that is a problem when I go to school though. Sorry, here comes the toilet talk again :) I hate going to the bathroom when I’m in school. You know when there’s only a thin wall between the toilet “booths” and a big gap by your feet. Sound and smell can travel free. I try to hold my breath for the longest, but when they’re all taken and I have to wait I finally got to breathe. I hate smelling other peoples farts and shit. And when the person comes out of the “booth” they have this guilty expression on their face: -”Sorry, I just exploded in there from the beans I ate last night”… I know it’s normal to shit and I proved to you I do it too by posting the pic that Keiran took of me on the “throne” :) I kind of wish there was a non-shit policy in public bathrooms… 

This problem I have had since I was a kid. I never, even once, used the toilet when I went to school when I was a kid. Resulted in that I peed my pants on the way home several times. My parents where not too impressed and couldn’t understand why I couldn’t use the bathroom in school. I got better when I got older since peeing my pants at 15 was not so cool and having the chance of being seen. Even though I was a nerd back in the days I still try to be a little bit cool…

Then when I started working I couldn’t go to the bathroom if I saw somebody coming out of the bathroom. I had to wait for the bathroom to be empty at least for 2 min before I could go in. One of my best friends in Sweden used to take 1 or 2 shits at work a day. She said she even brought a magazine with her so she could relax properly. Good foor her!

Keep the brown-hole closed!

 

 

OK, enough shit talk for now :) Hope you all are having a great week so far. On Saturday I’m going to see the Swedish national soccer team play against the US team at Staple center. We’re a bunch of Swedish girls going. Going to be fun. Tomorrow Nikki and I are having a meeting about our new Swenz project :) Usually our meeting ends up having coffee at Starbucks and talking bullshit, but tomorrow we’re on! Other than that it will be a mellow week for me :)

Kisses Puma

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If it matters to anybody I say I’m sorry for lacking on any updates on my Blog this week… Every time I come back from Vegas I feel jet lagged. Maybe cause I stay up half the night and then never catch up on my sleep until I’m back home. This trip to Vegas was no exception. We got back on Monday at 8 AM and I drove the whole way since Keiran was being a lazy cunt ;) Went straight to bed and slept till 1 PM. Not much was accomplished that day.

On Tuesday I started school again at 8 AM. I had to struggle not to fall asleep while the teacher was talking. Had one hour lunch break when I had to sort my schedule out so now I study Mondays and Tuesdays full time and half day on Wednesdays. My second class on Tuesday was with the same teacher I had last year and he is really funny. Even he asked why I was so quiet when I always talk and give him a hard time. Had to be honest – Vegas fucked me up ;) He thinks it’s very un-womanly (is that a word?) to say f-ck… WTF!

When I got home Keiran’s mom and sister had arrived from England. Met them last summer and they’re really nice and cool. They are visiting us for 10 days so forget about me catching up on sleep ;) 

On Wednesday I was back in school at 8 AM. I tried to turn my face away from the teacher and lean my face into my hands so I could close my eyes for a bit every now and then. I bet I yawned 500 times during class and this teacher is so damn energetic like she had 10 cans of Red Bull before class… 

I came home and had to go straight to bed and sleep 2 hours. Later on at 6 PM I slept for an other 2 hours. Keiran, his mom and sister went out for dinner, but I felt like I was in coma and stayed home. 

On Thursday is was Keirans Birthday. He is probably the hardest person I ever known to buy a gifts for. He returned everything except a camera of all his Christmas presents that I gave him. So of course there was no exception for his B-day present. But I blame him since he couldn’t tell me what he wanted. 

On Friday it was our 1 year anniversary. One year of love, fights, sex, laughter, tears, happiness, more sex and an engagement :) What a year :) We all went out and partied at night and it was a lot of fun… 

That’s about it. Done some sightseeing and shopping with Keiran’s mom and sister too. Oh, and I cut my hair short again. I really can’t make up my mind about long or short hair so now it will be short for a while again. OK, don’t have anything more to write now so I say good bye and good night. See you next week :)

XOXO Puma

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Finally back from the convention and AVN awards in Las Vegas. It’s always fun, but afterwards I’m sick and tired for at least a week. Of course The Swenz rocked  and here’s some pics to prove it :) 

XOXO Puma

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On Sunday we celebrated Elina’s B-day and it was also a fair well party since she’s moving back to Sweden after spending 7 years over here in the US. The great thing was that a lot of Swedish people came so i felt like almost hanging out in a bar in Sweden :) Here’s a pic of me Elina and Liselott who also is Swedish…

It's true! All Swede's are blond :)

Yesterday was SWENZ time and dinner :)

TheSWENZ

I was panicking a bit yesterday since I didn’t have a dress for the AVN awards this coming Saturday in Vegas. I’m always figuring shit out in the last minute. So when I’m in the dressing room trying the 35th dress on Nikki calls. She says she has a dress that she never worn and it’s too long on her so I should come down and try it. And there we go – the dress fits like a the skin of a sausage and I now have a beautiful dress! Thanks Nikki :) Pics will come…

Now I’m off to fix my hair that looks like a bird nest and get some new claws for Vegas. We can call this day “Pimp-my-Puma” :) Tomorrow we leave at 5AM to drive to Vegas and I will try to keep you posted from there :) 

Kisses, Puma

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Hahaaa, I just put “King of the castle” cause I love the Borat movie and when he says that :)

So New Years Eve in Vegas was a lot of fun. Hopefully you can tell by looking at the pics. The club we went to is Prive and that’s where me and Nikki are hosting our AVN party the 10th. You should of course com and party with us :) 

I mentioned that I did a wrestling scene when I got back from Vegas. Damn, that was exhausting. I wrestled a girl name Tanya James who is the same hight as me. We wrestled about an hour all together. The last part was in a pool with oil which was fun.

King of the castle :)

Now I’m going to jump in  the shower. I’m going to a psycic at noon. Very exciting :) Also, me and Nikki, known as the SWENZ have some very interesting ideas/plans for this year. You should all add us on Myspace – www.myspace.com/swenz and on Facebook join the group – The Swenz!

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A couple of pics from my New Years Eve celebration in Vegas with Keiran and our constant companion Nikki Benz :) Good times! Hope you all had fun and had a great start on 2009! I’ll write some more tomorrow. Just done a wrestling scene and I feel beat up! 

See you later terminator!

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