Haven’t done a lot this week. Nikki Benz is back in town so we have done dinner and movies. Saw The Mummie, not so good and then Pineapple Express - hilarious. One funny thing (or at atleast I think it is)n is that before we saw The Mummie we ate steaks at Ruth Chris and I had steak the day before as well so my stomach got upset. Very little things upset my stomach and when it gets upset I fart. And they do not smell like roses. So during the whole movie I’m farting and it STINKS big time. Nikki was so pissed, but at least I kept her awake. She usually falls asleep :)

But I did a dominatrix scene the other day. First the girl I was suppose to worked doesn’t show up. She thought we where shooting the next day. Yeah right… The funny thing was thought that the girl that run the shoot and owned the studio had a lot of fetish equipment. So I get to try having these patches on that you the shoot electricity through. Felt very weird, like somebody was scratching me. Then I tried this stick that lights up and gives out electricity as well. Thought she was going burn my arm hair off, but she’s a pro on this stuff. She asked if I wanted to masturbate with it, but I passed on that one. Well, 4 hours later the replacement comes. I don’t think she’s been dominated before cause she just laughs and don’t know what to do when we wrestle around. I was suppose to do a lot of nipple twisting and sucking and biting on her nipples. So at one point when I suck on her nipple and I look on it I wonder why my spit/drool look kind of whitish… Must have been something I ate or drank I think. Well, when she sits up and is going to be tied up milk comes out of her nipple. The girl that’s shooting asks if she’s lactating and her response was - Yes, it happens. Shit, I think I almost throw up a little bit in my mouth when I realized that. I’m not sensitive or picky, but fuck, I don’t want to drink breast milk.  So for the rest of the scene I stayed of her nipples.  Ugh!

Did an other more pleasurable shoot after that with Elexis Amore. She’s very into girls and very good with her fingers and tongue. I like :) The scene was about kissing and she was a pro at that too so it was all happy times :)

I’m now back on doing Live Camshows at www.camz.com and I did one with Keiran on Wednesday night. Poor Keiran had just got off work and then  I demand him to fuck me too. But I don’t think he minds :) He’s like a damn machine that just gets hard and can fuck forever so the camshow was very hot! Don’t miss the next one that should be on this weekend :)

Stay hot!

XOXO Puma

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I just got back from Louisiana where I did my first mainstream movie.  Lot of fun and a great experience. It’s not like in porn shoot where you fuck and shoot a few still and you are done with a scene in 3-4 hours. Two camera guys catching all the action, no rehearsals or double takes.

So I went with Veronica Rayne and the flight was at 7 AM in the morning. I was so tired I didn’t even listen to the announcement at the airport saying where we where flying, just assuming we where flying to somewhere in Louisiana. So when the girls pics us up from the airport and we start driving I see a big downtown and a sign saying Dallas. As the clever blonde I am I say -”I didn’t know there was a Dallas in Louisiana too”… The girls look at me and said in a very motherly voice - “Puma, didn’t you know you where flying to Texas and that we have a 3 hours drive to Louisiana”  Answer: Nope…  So we had kind of a road trip before reaching our destination.

This movie we where in is called “I hope they serve beer in hell” based on a book with the same name written by Tucker Max. He is apparently a famous blogger or something. Veronica and I played strippers at a club and luckily I didn’t fall of stage or brake the pole so I think they might not cut me out of the movie ;) It was long ass days from 8AM to 8PM and we where like the last ones to come on set and first ones to leave. Also there’s a different kind of heat over there so I was sweating like a pig. And during takes no air condition could be on and we where like 70 people in this stripp club. I hear by announce myself as the “the sweatiest stripper in Louisiana”… But they where such pro’s and took great care of us and I can’t wait to see the movie when it comes out. I’ll let you know when it’s out and we can all go and watch it together :)

Next I’m going to Vegas to shoot for GENT magazine and Nikki Benz is coming out too so we’ll have some fun. Oh and by the way, if you’re a member to my site (witch you should be) don’t forget to check out the new features with my private pictures and message board!

Hasta la Vista baby!

Puma Swede

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Wow, have to start saying that I just experienced my first earthquake. I was sitting chatting on Skype with my sister when all just started shaking. Pretty scary so I hope that was my first and last earthquake.

I just gotten back from Wichita Kansas where I Feature Danced for the weekend at Jezebel’s. Awesome club, great girls and a wild time for me :) I’ve been there 3 times before so it was great to be back. I kind of tend to get pretty wild when I get to go on stage. I can’t 
claim I’m the best dancer so instead I play games where people won some of my DVD’s picture’s etc and then I also bring a girls on stage that I molest and the guys who think they’re coming on stage for a sexy dance gets whipped with their own belt. I also tend to rip their shirts off unless they look too expensive hahaaaa…. So far nobody has gotten angry with me. The club just had to hand out some free T-shirts for the poor kid so he didn’t have to go home bear chested :) The girls though get a nicer treatment and this time I had a couple of girls offering to come back with me to my hotel room so we could continue what we started on stage heheee… It’s good to be Puma Swede sometimes :) Check out my video on YouTube from the Club here - http://youtube.com/watch?v=2XnBalU55Tg

On Sunday I’m going to Lousiana to be featured in a mainstream movie. I’m going to play a stripper. Hmm, I wonder if they let me whip people on stage or if I actually have to dance ;) Don’t know the name of the movie yet, but when I do I’ll let you know and you can go watch. Unless they think I’m a lousy dancer and cut me out of it hahaaaa… Lets hope not so keep your fingers crossed.  Keiran Lee has the rest of the week of so I have planned to film a “homestyle video” just like Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and rest of 
them :) Other than that it will probably be a mellow week for me.  By the way, I saw Batman and Stepbrothers and I laughed my ass off to Stepbrothers, but unfortunately fell asleep during Batman :(

Okidoki, see ya’ soon!

XOXO Puma

    

 

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Even if it’s fun to be away on holidays I always feel that it’s great to be back home. Usually I miss my toilet. I used to have real problems going to bathrooms when I was away. Especially if it was to do the number 2 :) I used to go to riding camps when I was a kid and I didn’t shit for a week and then when I saw the front door of my house I almost shit myself. Now I’m better, but still hate public bathrooms. I kind of had to get over my “problems” when getting into the adult industry where people douche and baby whipe their pussies openly :) OK, enough shit and toilet talk :)

I got back to LA after been gone for a month with my fiance and who was there to greet us at the door when we got back home? My sister and my nephew. They arrived a day earlier than us. Don’t get me wrong, it was great to have them over here, but when you been away for a month, at least I feel like I just want to be home and not do anything. But that was not an option now. 2 days after we got back I head to San Francisco with them. Get back from SF and we head to Las Vegas. But there I put them up in Mandalay Bay when I was “working” at the xBiz show at Hard Rock. Can’t really say it’s work. More mingling and partying with web masters and pornstars :) I was nominated for the Miss xBiz and there was a pageant contest too. First part was to show your body off in a bikini and to answer some questions and then there was a talent part. I don’t have any special talents like singing, swallowing fire or anything like that. So I kind of had to choose from all my bad talents and chose to sing Mama Mia by ABBA. ABBA never sounded worse I can tell you. Some people told me afterwards they thought they where going to be deaf cause I screamed more than I sang. Do I have to say I didn’t win? Hahaaa, but it was fun though. Vegas is always fun and the last day I just chilled (not really the right word since it was hot as hell over there) with my sister and nephew.

Just took them to the airport and they’re heading back to rainy Sweden. I’m catching up with all my emails, laundry and trying to go to the gym cause I drank a lot of beer in England :) Check out my YouTube clip to see how weird they are “over ther” hahaaa… http://youtube.com/watch?v=TyIyYTxlDLY

Until next time,

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So after a stop in the UK and lots of beer over there we flew to Sweeeeden! Haven’t been “home” since Christmas and only had a week over there to catch up on everything. 2 of my best friends had babies so I did my part in holding them, but wen it came to the diaper-chancing-part I handed the babies back. Not so excited about that. I do like my friends babies, but I’m not the type of person that grabs first available baby to just hold it. For my own part I think babies have to wait for a bit :)

I showed Keiran Stockholm, but he still thinks little Derby in England is better :) We stayed at my sister’s house and since she has a sauna downstairs it was the perfect getaway place for sex :) I would’ve been pretty embarrassed if my sister or my nephew walked in on one of our sex sessions.

We also had a meeting with a Swedish TV channel about bringing up some new Scandinavian pornstars. Basically I’m trying to find Scandinavian girls that would like to try the industry over here and the whole thing from casting to their first scene will be documented for TV. So if you guys know any Scandinavian hotties, please spread the word.

Well, I’m finally back in the US and my sister and my nephew are here too. We went to San Francisco for a couple of days and our next trip is to Las Vegas. I’m going to attend the xBiz summer event at Hard Rock while they will cruise around Vegas. My sister wasn’t too excited to stay at Hard Rock during this event since there will be a pornstars all over the place. I wonder if  my 12 year old nephew would mind ;) hahaaaa…

So until my next Blog I wish you all a great summer and girls - leave your panties at home. Nothing hotter than cruising around town in a skirt and no panties heheee…

Puma

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So after getting through the Customs in Houston we where finally on the plane to UK. I love traveling when you finally get to the location, but the part where you need to sit on a plane for more than 3 hours to get there sucks! So the flight from Houston to England was 8 hours and after I read all my gossip magazine’s, the Tax Free Catalog and watched a movie I was so restless. And Keiran was sleeping so he was no use. Until I thought of making him useful heheee…. I leaned over him and threw a blanket over my head and pulled down his pants and started sucking on his “Willy” as they call their cocks in England. Keiran woke up and did the best he could to hide my bobbing head. Well, 5 minutes later I had a nice protein shot going down my throat :) Fun fun…

We landed in England and had 12 hours to kill at the Heathrow airport before our connecting flight to Dubai. Boooooring… But finally we where on our way again for a 7 hours flight this time. I told you on my last Blog that I wanted to join the Mile High Club so I told Keiran we needed to do it now. So we head off to the bathrooms in the back of the plane as soon as they shut the lights down and was ready to squeeze ourselves in there when a flight steward knocked on my shoulder and said very seriously - “Your not thinking of going in there together are you”? Well, what the fuck does it look like. Me halfway in and Keiran already in there. Where the hell did he come from… Well, I didn’t come up with any good reason why I was there on my way in so I said I was just going to grab a napkin. The steward’s face had an expression saying “Yeah right”… So no Mile High Club for me on this flight :(

Dubai was very nice and very hot. I recommend everybody thinking of going there to go. A couple of pointers though. You’re not allowed to kiss intimately or be too affectionate or you could be in trouble with the cops. And out of respect for the local culture you should where a sarong whit you’re bikini if you’re lying on a public beach. No topless bathing for me in other words :( Don’t make hand gestures or verbally take out your frustration in traffic (that is worse than LA traffic in rush hour) cause that can result you being arrested. Everything in magazines and movies close to sex gets cut out or covered with a black marker. When on Internet all the adult related sites are blocked. But follow that and you’ll have a great time. We visited Ski Dubai witch is a indoor skiing slope inside a huge mall. Awesome even if I was freezing my ass off.

Now I’m in England checking out Keiran’s hoods and i met his family for the first time. He had told his mom I love chocolate and sweets so she has stocked up plenty off that so I lover her :) The only bad part is that it’s raining here and that’s almost worse that the minus degrees at Ski Dubai, but there’s plenty of pubs to sit in and drink beer instead :)

Next report from Sweeeeden. Can’t wait…

XOXO Puma

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Just done with a 3 day Pornstar show in Mexico City. Damn they’re wild over there :) We where 10 girls from the US that performed 10 minute strippteases on stage for thousands of totally wild Mexicans. Since Keiran came with me the producer of the show asked if we could perform together on stage. Hell yeah… But no sucking or fucking allowed :( So instead Keiran put lollipops up my ass and then threw them out to the crowd. They went crazy over the “ass-lollipops”… Maybe a future business idea? NOT…. And when he didn’t stuff lollipops up my ass he fingerbanged me till I squirted all over the stage. And that made the crowed even wilder and they all wanted to touch Keiran’s hand like it was covered with gold hahaaaa… A fun show and a great time in Mexico.  Now we’re sitting at London Heathrow airport waiting for our flight to Dubai. That’s only going to be vacation. But before getting to London we had to change flights in Houston Texas. I have a Greencard with an extension and I never had any problems coming back to the States. Well, today when going through the Customs the asked me to go with an Officer to their Customs office. A lot of questioning and then they transfer me to an other office. Have to wait and wait and then get called in t a room where a female Officer asks me to rise my right hand and swear to tell the whole truth and bla bla bla… Shit, I started to get nervous… She asks me what I do for living and I start with saying I’m a model. And then remembered the swearing part and finally thought it was the best thing to say I’m a pornstar. Can’t be that big of a deal I thought. Well, it was. The Officer explains that it could almost be considered illegal and not a profession??? WTF??? Illegal how? The lady was cool though and said she didn’t care but when she asked her fellow officers there they all had different opinions. So she had to call their lawyer to find out what’s up with being a pornstar. The officer said that if the lawyer says there’s anything shady with my profession I have to stay and do paperwork for 2 hours and then go and explain myself to an Immigration Judge when back in LA. Damn, there’s people that kill people and blow up buildings and all I do is suck and fuck out of free will and I’m being considered “shady”… Hmm… Well, luckily the lawyer gave thumbs up for me being a pornstar so I ended up chatting nails and nail polish with the lady Officer before I remembered that Keiran had no idea where the fuck I was since we went through different entrances and I wasn’t allowed to call him and now
been gone for 2 hours. Ooops… Well, he was patiently waiting by baggage claim and when we’re going through the last check point I of course get pulled aside again. This time to check if I got drugs on
me. Maybe flying 8 hours without any sleep made me look like a crazy drug addict, don’t know… They go through all my stuff and find no drugs and I’m finally FREEEEEE :) Hahaaaa… So a happy ending and
I’m now looking forward to go to Dubai for a week. Then we’re going to England and we’re going to film over there, legal pornstar’s as we are and then we go to Sweden and eat some meatballs and hang out at
IKEA while listening to ABBA :) 

Over and out from London :) Now I look forward joining the mile high club on one or several of these flights ;) heheee…

XOXO Puma

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Last week Nikki Benz and I decided to go shopping for a bit. Haven’t seen the biatch in a long time so after shopping and lunch/dinner we going to drive over to her place before I have to drive to Burbank airport and pick Mr Lee up (Keiran Lee that is). On the way to Nikki’s place we of course have to see who can get to her place first. We’re both very competitive. I miss a big pothole on the road and hit it right on. First everything seemed fine, but then it’s kind of obvious I have a flat tire. Shit! Pulled over and and called Roadside Assistance to come and help me :( Not only was it a flat tire, but the whole tire has a big hole in it has come off the rim… Nikki of course did not care about my problems. She was only happy she beat me ;) Only kidding… Mr Lee had to take a cab home from the airport and I drove home with a spare tire. <p>But I get to beat Nikki’s ass in bowling a couple of days later though :) We where a bunch of people going bowling and I played with or competed against Nikki Benz and Eva Angelina. Guess who won all the 3 rounds? ME! Hahaaaa… Some of us decided to go and have a couple of drinks after and I guess Keiran decided to have more than a couple :) Keiran is totally (or almost at least) fine until we get home and then he starts puking all over the bathroom - bathtub, toilet (witch of course is preffered) and on the floor… And since I’m such a good fiancee I spend half of the night cleaning and making sure the poor guy doesn’t drown in his own body fluids ;) Otherwise it’s been a pretty good week. I’m going to Mexico next week for a store signing with 15 other girls so that should be exciting. Aeriiiiba aeeriiiiibaaa or however it’s said down there :)

XOXO Puma

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I don’t know if you seen the clip on Youtube where I get pulled over by the cop in Vegas? Here’s the link if you want to watch it http://youtube.com/watch?v=iT52al54JRQ. So that happened like a month ago when I was shooting in Vegas. And a week ago it happened again I was driving back with Keiran from Vegas and going like 110 mph. Not so smart I know, but we just wanted to get home. So I tell Keiran to have his yes open for cops cause you know how the cops sometimes hide and you discover them too late! Of course Keiran didn’t do what I told him (you guys never listen) so I see the car on the side of the road when I’m basically next to it and of course it’s a cop! I did have time to slow down a little(?) bit but the cop pulls me over. He asks me how fast I was going. I say that I probably was down to 100 mph when I passed him. The cop was like yeah, glad you admit that you tried to slow down at least. He pulls his radar thing out and it shows 96 mph. Ooops… Couldn’t talk myself out of this ticket this time and Keiran wasn’t any help either even if he tried. Maybe he would’ve been some help if the cop was female and he could’ve offered a free oral or something! In the end the cop was right and said that he’s just looking after us and trying to save our lives so maybe I shouldn’t be so mad about the ticket. If you want to hear the story, check it out on this link on Youtube I posted yesterday http://youtube.com/watch?v=XecLr8w_buY. Otherwise I’ve been pretty mellow. We celebrated my friends Sandee Westgates Birthday and that was fun. Just how fun it was you can see on Youtube as well cause we made a little video clip in the bathroom. Check it out http://youtube.com/watch?v= ZOvg2NNMKbo.

I just got back from a Cable convention in New Orleans. That was such a mellow convention compared to the regular porn conventions that I attend. The people hardly dared to come up to me and have their picture taken with me. Except for all the asian people that where there and always have their camera ready! I also had my picture taken with the Kardashians and I grabbed Kim’s butt, heheee….

That’s it for now. I hope you all have a great Memorial Day weekend. I don’t know what I’m going to do, but I’ll try not too see any more cops for a while!

XOXO Puma

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So there actually is somebody that can stand my lousy jokes that I repeat over and over again, my stinky farts - Oh yeah, I do fart and that can stand that I’m propably one of the messiest persons alive even if I’m a Virgo and should love organizing and being a perfectionist. He’s name is Keiran Lee and he has proposed to me I’ll blame my lack of upate on this Blog on him since I’ve been so excited about my engagement. So if you want to know how he did it (proposed) you can keep on reading otherwise you can go straight to PayPal and just send me a engagement donation right away to my account pumaswede69@hotmail.com there Good choices ha

It was about 2 weeks ago and the alarm clock went off at 4.30 AM on a Saturday. I was still half asleep when Keiran said we’re going to the beach to watch the sunrise. Of course I tried to convince him that we should stay in bed and see the sunrise an other morning… But he was very stuborn and dragged my lazy ass out of bed and at 5.45 AM we where at the beach in Malibu. The sun was suppose to rise at 6 AM (he had checked that online) but I think we sat there staring at the ocean until 6.30 AM before the damn sun decided to show itself. I had my doubts if the sun was even gona show up at all… Well, Keiran asked me to stand up and he got down on one knee and pulled up a box with a ring and proposed. Of course I said yes right away and I think I had the biggest smiles on my face that I’ve ever had. So there it is, I’m engaged woohooo…

Of course I had to call Nikki Benz right away and tell.Or I actually had to leave a voicemail cause the lazy biatch wasn’t up at 7 AM. Tried Sandee Westgate aswell, but she’s just as lazy Well, turns out they already knew cause Nikki had to help Keiran to choose the ring. You guys sometimes pick out weird stuff that you think we like and in this case I’m glad Nikki helped cause I just love the ring. Rest of the day we spent in bed doing you know what. We where suppose to go for a dinner to celebrate, but I think I had an overdoze on Keiran’s protein he so kindly fed me through out the day so there was no dinner. No complains there That’s about it. No wedding date set yet, but I’ll let you know when we decide. Unless he changes his mind and gets tired of stinky, messy me!!

XOXO Puma

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