Back in LA…

So I’m back in LA and I’m about to pass out in this heat…. It gets hot in Sweden too, but not like this.

So what happened in Sweden? I mostly relaxed and hang out with my family and friends. But then the party animal in me woke up and I went down to this small town south in Sweden kalled Bastad. Every year they have a big tennis tournament there and of course great parties. All kind of celebraties come and biggest name this year was Frederik Ljungberg. He’s one of Swedens best soccerplayers and plays for Arsenal in England. He also modelled for Calvin Kline’s undearwear earlier this year. Anyway, me and my friends ended up at the same party as he and had a blast. Let me also just tell you that when I party I don’t stop until I no longer can stand straight up (too many drinks) or I’m the last one to leave the afterparty. The first day I was the last one to leave and that was at 8 o’clock in the morning.

When me and my friends finally got our shit together and where walking to the beach we walked pass a newsstand. And guess what! I’m on the cover of their local newspaper with Fredrik Ljungberg. Everybody was like what the hell have you done now! I started thinking and I couldn’t remember that I would have done anything that bad and we bought the paper to read it. There was nothing about me. I just ended up on the same picture as Fredrik and that was it. We partied the next night as well and that night I met Bjorn Borg. He’s an old tennisplayer. I told him that I was sooooooooo hungry and that he just had to go and get me some hotdogs. He was totally cool and agreed. He dissappered and I never saw him again that night. Maybe he got lost looking for hotdogs!

After getting back to Stockholm I find a picture of me in one of the biggest tabloid magazines in Sweden where I’m doing the uggliest face ever and grabbing my boobs while flashing them. The text to my picture said: Puma the pornstar showed that there are balls on and off court… So now I’m just crossing my fingers so that my family won’t find that picture. Even if they know what I do I don’t think they would be that proud… I forgot to tell you that I also got interwied by the TV, but after the interwiev they said they probably can’t use it cause I looked a liiiiitle bit too drunk and they didn’t quite understand what I was talking about. I don’t remeber either!

Well, that was a little bit about my trip. Now I’m back in LA and on Monday I have my first camshow in a long time so be sure not to miss it. It’s going to be all about anal! I hope to see you there and until then, keep those cocks warm for me!

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