Just done with a 3 day Pornstar show in Mexico City. Damn they’re wild over there :) We where 10 girls from the US that performed 10 minute strippteases on stage for thousands of totally wild Mexicans. Since Keiran came with me the producer of the show asked if we could perform together on stage. Hell yeah… But no sucking or fucking allowed :( So instead Keiran put lollipops up my ass and then threw them out to the crowd. They went crazy over the “ass-lollipops”… Maybe a future business idea? NOT…. And when he didn’t stuff lollipops up my ass he fingerbanged me till I squirted all over the stage. And that made the crowed even wilder and they all wanted to touch Keiran’s hand like it was covered with gold hahaaaa… A fun show and a great time in Mexico.  Now we’re sitting at London Heathrow airport waiting for our flight to Dubai. That’s only going to be vacation. But before getting to London we had to change flights in Houston Texas. I have a Greencard with an extension and I never had any problems coming back to the States. Well, today when going through the Customs the asked me to go with an Officer to their Customs office. A lot of questioning and then they transfer me to an other office. Have to wait and wait and then get called in t a room where a female Officer asks me to rise my right hand and swear to tell the whole truth and bla bla bla… Shit, I started to get nervous… She asks me what I do for living and I start with saying I’m a model. And then remembered the swearing part and finally thought it was the best thing to say I’m a pornstar. Can’t be that big of a deal I thought. Well, it was. The Officer explains that it could almost be considered illegal and not a profession??? WTF??? Illegal how? The lady was cool though and said she didn’t care but when she asked her fellow officers there they all had different opinions. So she had to call their lawyer to find out what’s up with being a pornstar. The officer said that if the lawyer says there’s anything shady with my profession I have to stay and do paperwork for 2 hours and then go and explain myself to an Immigration Judge when back in LA. Damn, there’s people that kill people and blow up buildings and all I do is suck and fuck out of free will and I’m being considered “shady”… Hmm… Well, luckily the lawyer gave thumbs up for me being a pornstar so I ended up chatting nails and nail polish with the lady Officer before I remembered that Keiran had no idea where the fuck I was since we went through different entrances and I wasn’t allowed to call him and now
been gone for 2 hours. Ooops… Well, he was patiently waiting by baggage claim and when we’re going through the last check point I of course get pulled aside again. This time to check if I got drugs on
me. Maybe flying 8 hours without any sleep made me look like a crazy drug addict, don’t know… They go through all my stuff and find no drugs and I’m finally FREEEEEE :) Hahaaaa… So a happy ending and
I’m now looking forward to go to Dubai for a week. Then we’re going to England and we’re going to film over there, legal pornstar’s as we are and then we go to Sweden and eat some meatballs and hang out at
IKEA while listening to ABBA :) 

Over and out from London :) Now I look forward joining the mile high club on one or several of these flights ;) heheee…

XOXO Puma

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